Rail De Afsar Chahgya

Ah jee. Today was a good day. Munda’s general store is going to be a supermarket soon and then maybe a chain when I retire. Munishter has finally told me that the game is on. I said how is he going to do all of that after so many public statements against corruption. Pir kehta hai, “I can get away with saying I got 250 million through prize bond. Ai tho koi gaal hi nahi hai”. I say what about Jeeda. He say he is a kamzor gujar. No problem.

He is genus, I mean genius. Now the trick is find Madhuri Jaffrey. No not the actress, the mega tekadar. Jaafrey is one of a kind. He took so many mechanics to Germany and France for joyrides. Even me once. He has great style. Only problem is that he has a big mouth and tells everyone. He has a lot of money to spend though. He works for all the Cheeni Peenis. Have to ask his pukka yaar, anjum to find him.

God willing, the government has been convinced to but the locomotives. We have been saying for long time that we need them and finally we will get them. There are billions to be made and jaafrey is ready to play Dulla. He is a Dulla basically. Did I miss that ?
More later. Too many meetings today. Dimagh fry hogya.


Posted on September 16, 2014, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. Nice to have you back Rail de afsar. You were away for too long, and you so much about Railways? Who is jeeda and jaffrey ?

  2. Railde afasar tusi Turraanto vich gang mani pae ker de saun? Main taanoo bara yaad keeta hun te Biloray da peyo aagaya rail de vich!
    Saadoo Feeqa, Jeeda and Madhuri with Anjuman to help as advisor!!
    Oh Boy!! What a lethal quartret!
    Rail te chukee gaee!!
    Huun udee udee jaaway hawa de naal!
    PIA de khai ay.

  3. Ooooiyyyy Faqira, which grave have you come out of to insult my Feeqa ! I mean Saada Feeqa. He is brilliant ! He was driving scooter in 1986 and now he got 250 million prize bond. He is completely self made man. He also has lots of land. It is because of this talent he was chosen to rule over PR as a big magarmuch.

    Anyway, Turraanto nahin hai, hain ji ? It is Toronto. Amreeka jaa ke angrezi sikna parta hai. Wahan steno sheno nahin hai.

    PIA ? PIA mein hawai jahaz hotay hai . Bara farq hai Faqira ! Trains can’t fall out of the sky ! Wrong comparison. Aur saaray maslay aik hi hai wesey.

    I am back with a vengeance. Ab mein Rail mein wo taraqi le aonga ke yaad rako gai Tussi. Munda ne bhi takeover karna hai Walmutt ko.

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